WowWee's Femisapien is built. Well, actually all robots are built by someone, but Femisapien is built, if you know what I mean. If it were a real woman, this 14-inch-tall, sashaying bot would surely be a 36-24-36. Maybe that's why so few people have taken the Femisapien, also known as "the Kissing Robot" seriously.

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When you flip on the Femisapien's power switch, it immediately raises its arms in a sort of "ta-da!" motion. It coos and says "Mmm, Hmm!" and then awaits your instructions. Like so many of WowWee's toy robots, this one has no real purpose beyond providing entertainment, but what it can do to entertain is, to be fair, pretty remarkable. Over the course of testing, it kissed me repeatedly (until it finally said "blech!"), danced with me, walked with me and even delivered my business card. It also walked a virtual catwalk, avoided obstacles, fell asleep, and, I think, at one point even touched its own curvy behind and made a sizzling sound.

Instead of being operated by a remote, the Femisapien has hands that function as joysticks. Although this is an innovative approach, I challenge anyone to remember the variety of combinations and the subsequent actions they deliver. Oh, did I mention that the head position, tilted down, looking straight ahead, or tilted up, adds three further layers of control?

The Femisapien can interact with other WowWee robots, like the