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10 T-shirts Every Geek Should Wear

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1. "USB. Fun For You and Me" T-shirt

At PCMag.com, we're always writing about and testing wacky USB devices. Now we can finally show our love for USB with the "USB. Fun For You and Me" T-shirt. It's available in brown and comes only in male sizes from small to x-large. NerdyShirts.com is selling it for $14.99.

2. "I Google Myself Regularly" T-shirt

C'mon, admit it: you Google yourself regularly. It's okay to see what everyone else is saying about you, as long as you don't take it, and this shirt, too seriously. The "I Google Myself Regularly" T-shirt from NoiseBot.com says it all. It's available in many colors such as green, khaki, orange and black, and comes in both female and male sizes. Pick one up for $18.95.

3. Flashwear's T-Equalizer

What's geeky about the T-Equalizer t-shirt from Flashwear? For starters, it's the most unique piece of clothing we've ever seen. A graphic LED equalizer is built in to the front of the shirt with a fully functional EL (Electro Luminescence) panel. When four AAA batteries are inserted into the pocket inside the shirt, its equalizer will light up to the beat of music playing in the background. Wear one to your favorite concert this summer for $29.95 from Firebox.com.

4. HD DVD 4by4 T-shirt

It was just one month ago when a 32-character code string to decrypt HD DVDs was released on the Internet, and Digg.com was stuck in the middle of it all. Now you can wear a piece of that history, thanks to the HD DVD 4by4 T-shirt by djensen47. It features the code string and the HD DVD symbol in the background. Choose from black, deep forest, red, navy blue, or dark grey for $19.95 from Zazzle.com.

5. ThinkGeek's Animated Retro Table Tennis Shirt

Care for another battery-operated shirt? The creative minds at ThinkGeek came up with the Animated Retro Table Tennis Shirt. It's a game of Pong right on your shirt. Just insert two AAA batteries into the built-in pack, push the power button, and your friends can watch the ball bounce back and forth. We think it'd be even cooler if you could actually play the game; still, it's geeky nonetheless. Due to the popularity of this item, XL is currently the only size available, but check back later for other sizes. The shirt sells for $24.99.

6. Nintendo Wii Controller T-shirt

Do you play the Nintendo Wii so much that you fall asleep with the nunchuk in your hand? Other than the fact that you have serious problems, you're the perfect candidate to sport this Nintendo Wii Controller T-shirt. It's a black 100-percent cotton t-shirt that features the Wii controller and nunchuk. Try one on for $18 at HotTopic.com.

7. No One Cares Blog T-shirt

How many people do you know that have a blog? And how many times have you wanted to say that you just don't care about reading them? Show them how you really feel by wearing the "No One Cares About Your Blog" shirt. You'll get your point bluntly, and, hopefully, they'll stop bugging you for clicks. It comes in 11 colors for both men and women, and it sells for $25 at OneHorseShy.com.

8. Urban Tool grooveRider

The grooveRider from Urban Tool is more than just a tech t-shirt; it contains an interface to control your iPod! Connect the 30-pin connector to your iPod. Run your earbud cables through the passage between the interface panel and the pocket. Connect your earbuds to your iPod, insert your iPod into the elastic pocket, and control the volume, track forward/backward through the fabric interface on the shirt. It's made of 84 percent polyamid and 16 percent lycra and is compatible with all iPods except the Shuffle. Groove to your tunes for 139,90 euro ($188 USD).

9. "I Love Widgets" T-shirt

Recently on PCMag.com, we posted a story about various widgets available on the Web. You know, they're those fun, mini applications that Yahoo!, Google, Microsoft and other companies offer for your browser or desktop. We can't get enough of 'em; and if you can't either, you'll want to show your love for widgets with the "I Love Widgets" T-shirt (£16.90 or $33.66 USD) from SpreadShirt.com.

10. SCOTTEVEST Sev Performance T-shirt

Introduced about a year ago, the Sev Performance T-shirt from SCOTTEVEST gives you easy access to your MP3 player through the patented technology-enabled fabric. The original Performance T-shirt featured a one-pocket style shirt in black; the latest Performance T-shirt offers a 3-pocket style shirt in black, red, blue, and white. The chest pocket holds most MP3 players while the two additional pockets are located in the side seam on the front and back of the shirt to carry a wallet or cell phone. The shirt contains a hidden loop for ear buds and is great for the athletic type, since the fabric draws moisture away from the body. Choose from sizes small up to XX-large for $34.99.