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While looking at a video of the changes in the F-1 racing car, it occurred to me that everything has become high-tech—so much so that you have to wonder when they will let robots take over and drive the cars. Everything is controlled by computers, and there are more buttons on the steering wheel than on the most extreme game controller.

This is not a car you can jump into and actually drive.

Watching F1 cars whiz around the track reminds me more and more of the odd, late-1960s slot car fad. I'm not talking about the little home track, but the massive commercial tracks. John Ford, editor of Scale Auto Racing News, outlines a good history of this phenomenon.

Here are a couple of tidbits to consider:

"Slot car racing was so popular in the 1960s that special racing events were televised live nationally on shows hosted by Mike Douglas, Steve Allen, and Johnny Carson. Even Ed Sullivan hosted a nationally televised high-stakes race with slot cars that featured the top racing drivers of the day, including Stirling Moss, Graham Hill, Jackie Stewart, and Dan Gurney.

According to an independent survey taken for AMF in 1968, there were more slot racing facilities than bowling alleys. AMF proceeded to buy the American Model Raceways company. They renamed the tracks AMF but never promoted slot racing in the U.S. and eventually closed the doors on an American legend. Before closing, they shipped all remaining tracks to Europe, where several are still in operation today. Conversely, here in the U.S. there is not one AMF track left to prove they ever existed. It has been a long-held theory that AMF closed slot-racing manufacturing down in order to place more emphasis on their 'new' sport of bowling."

While I love a conspiracy theory as much as the next guy, I happened to be a kid in school during the slot car fad; I know what killed it because my friends and I lost interest around the same time, and I can assure you it had nothing to do with AMF bailing out. What happened was that the older kids and adults with money to invest in the cars developed ridiculous and expensive motors, wheels, and chassis for their cars, making them laughable to race with. I remember some older kid telling me about his "balanced" motor that had been professionally rewired—and blah, blah, blah.

The fact was, you looked like an idiot if you put your lame car on the same track with these bozos. They basically ruined the game by throwing a lot of money and technology at what was originally a simple and fun activity for kids. Soon it was no longer any fun.

Obviously, this wasn't the fault of computers. But was an early example of how technology can take the fun out of things.

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John C. Dvorak

John C. Dvorak

Columnist, PCMag.com

John C. Dvorak is a columnist for PCMag.com and the co-host of the twice weekly podcast, the No Agenda Show. His work is licensed around the world. Previously a columnist for Forbes, PC/Computing, Computer Shopper, MacUser, Barrons, the DEC Professional as well as other newspapers and magazines. Former editor and consulting editor for InfoWorld, he also appeared in the New York Times, LA Times, Philadelphia Enquirer, SF Examiner, and the Vancouver Sun. He was on the start-up team for C/Net as well as ZDTV. At ZDTV (and TechTV) he hosted Silicon Spin for four years doing 1000 live and live-to-tape TV shows. His Internet show Cranky Geeks was considered a classic. John was on public radio for 8 years and has written over 5000 articles and columns as well as authoring or co-authoring 14 books. He's the 2004 Award winner of the American Business Editors Association's national gold award for best online column of 2003. That was followed up by an unprecedented second national gold award from the ABEA in 2005, again for the best online column (for 2004). He also won the Silver National Award for best magazine column in 2006 as well as other awards. Follow him on Twitter @therealdvorak.

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